wavesoftheworld:

Today I went to go pick up my 6 year old niece from school. I was driving my moms brand new Mercedes convertible and I was pretty excited about it. So as I pulled up I see my niece waiting for me outside so I screeched to a stop and yelled “GET IN LOSER WE’RE GOING SHOPPING.” Her teacher was standing nearby and was clearly shocked that I would talk to a child like that. I have never been more proud when my niece climbed into the car and said, “That. Was. So. Fetch.”